My talk with God

Last night I was talking to God. I bombarded God with questions, plenty of it. Following is the transcription of our talk.

YOSAFAT: God, what you want me to be?

GOD: Be yourself.

YOSAFAT: What do you mean? I have to find who I am and what I want on my own?

GOD: You decide.

YOSAFAT: God. Don’t be so timid. Just tell me what you want me to be, as simple as that! Be direct!

GOD: Simple, you say? Then you can do it!

YOSAFAT: Sometimes I consider you a loveless creature. Never care about me.

GOD: That’s what you think.

YOSAFAT: So, tell what you think about me?

GOD: That’s what you want me to do?

YOSAFAT: Tell me your plan for me?

GOD: Is that your second wish?

YOSAFAT: I have some if you ask.

GOD: Tell me!

YOSAFAT: I want graduate soon from the department with magna or summa cumlaude title. I would be so proud of myself and You. I want to have a dynamic and settled job afterwards without having to wait for a while. God, make sure, it won’t bore me. I want to have a perfect family and a good life. Thus, I can do what I was meant to be.

GOD keeps silent.

YOSAFAT: See, how much you don’t love me?

GOD: I love you. And it never changes. I promise.

YOSAFAT: Well, I trust your reputation of being faithful and merciful. Though, sometimes you are so mysterious.

GOD: am I?

YOSAFAT: God, You are a shy, aren’t you?

GOD: I am not.

YOSAFAT: You seem not to get into this talk really well.

GOD: I care about you. And I want to listen to you.

YOSAFAT: Really? I don’t feel your warmth. If you care about me you would tell me your plan about me. I need to get to know that soon.

GOD: That’s my plan.

YOSAFAT: So why don’t you tell me now? When will you do that?

GOD: As soon as you’re done sharing your thoughts. Are finished now?
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