My talk with God

Last night I was talking to God. I bombarded God with questions, plenty of it. Following is the transcription of our talk.

YOSAFAT: God, what you want me to be?

GOD: Be yourself.

YOSAFAT: What do you mean? I have to find who I am and what I want on my own?

GOD: You decide.

YOSAFAT: God. Don’t be so timid. Just tell me what you want me to be, as simple as that! Be direct!

GOD: Simple, you say? Then you can do it!

YOSAFAT: Sometimes I consider you a loveless creature. Never care about me.

GOD: That’s what you think.

YOSAFAT: So, tell what you think about me?

GOD: That’s what you want me to do?

YOSAFAT: Tell me your plan for me?

GOD: Is that your second wish?

YOSAFAT: I have some if you ask.

GOD: Tell me!

YOSAFAT: I want graduate soon from the department with magna or summa cumlaude title. I would be so proud of myself and You. I want to have a dynamic and settled job afterwards without having to wait for a while. God, make sure, it won’t bore me. I want to have a perfect family and a good life. Thus, I can do what I was meant to be.

GOD keeps silent.

YOSAFAT: See, how much you don’t love me?

GOD: I love you. And it never changes. I promise.

YOSAFAT: Well, I trust your reputation of being faithful and merciful. Though, sometimes you are so mysterious.

GOD: am I?

YOSAFAT: God, You are a shy, aren’t you?

GOD: I am not.

YOSAFAT: You seem not to get into this talk really well.

GOD: I care about you. And I want to listen to you.

YOSAFAT: Really? I don’t feel your warmth. If you care about me you would tell me your plan about me. I need to get to know that soon.

GOD: That’s my plan.

YOSAFAT: So why don’t you tell me now? When will you do that?

GOD: As soon as you’re done sharing your thoughts. Are finished now?
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Stupid reasoning why we have to keep hoping!

Dreams will create Hope
And it is hope that will make your life livelier to live in
It's going to be much passionate than ever before

Dreams have no boundaries
Free…
Have no limit

Decide your dreams!
Find ways to best achieve them
Keep your eyes on it for every progress you create
And see whether you have come across it yet

Find a path!
It can be a person around you
A tool to have right in your hands
And courage you always carry on

MONEY, MONKEY, & YOU

Money…Money…Money…
I love money
Everybody loves money
Many people live for money
When you have no money
People will leave you

Money…money…money…
I have much more money
Have you had money as much as I do?
If no,
You have no money
I call you people with no money
No money you have

Money…Money…Money…
Even monkey now has money to buy honey
Tons of honey
You still have no money?
You like monkey
Monkey now has money

(Wombed)Man = Woman

A woman is actually a man with a womb

How does a womb matter?
A Womb means A burden
A Womb means A responsibility
Yet, A Womb also means Trust God have on someone

It seems God randomly chose one being to trust
What about another one?
A Man
A man is a Woman without A Womb
Easy is Man’s job

Not really
A womb is too much for a woman to carry on herself
So, there he is,
He’s the one to whom a woman share the responsibility

A Man is supposed to help woman to carry on the WOMB together

It might answer why God created only a WOMB for one kind of human being
Because if the two had it, it couldn’t have been too much for the two

It takes two individuals to bear the responsibility.


SELAMAT HARI KARTINI!

Kritik, Lombok, Diare dan Kambing

Kritik itu pedas bagai Lombok.

Keras pedasnya bergantung pada jumlah yang dilahap dan jenisnya.

Kalau terlalu banyak, pedas. Kalau terlalu sedikit, mungkin hanya 'mencekit'.

Bagi Si Perut Baja, kekuatan Lombok seberapapun dahsyatnya tidak jadi masalah.

Tetapi bagi Si perut manja. Tonjokan pedas yang mungkin tidak terlalu kuat dapat membawa petaka: Diare.

Kalau terjadi diare gara – gara Lombok, siapa yang patut disalahkan?
Si Lombok kah?

Sungguh kasihan, dia jadi Kambing Hitam. Sungguh kurang adil.

Tetapi, Si Empunya Perut Manjalah yang lebih patut di salahkan.

Dia seharusnya sadar sedari awal akan efek-buruk bagi Si Perut Lemah.

Namun, mengingat begitu menagihnya Lombok itu, wajarlah kalau Si Pemakan Lombok berperut lemah, tak kuasa menahan godaanya.

Bukan salah Lombok juga kalau dia memiliki daya sehebat itu.

Kalau dia bisa meminta, mungkin dia mau jadi sesuatu yang tidak pedas, sehingga kurang menggoda bagi Para Hidung Lombok.

Bodohkah menelusuri siapa yang patut bertanggung jawab disini?

Tentu saja tidak. Wajar sekali. Dalam hidup, kambing hitam memang dibutuhkan baik yang berupa sate maupun tongseng, selain fakta kalau kambing jenis ini berpotensi menjadi ancaman bagi para pemakanya dan pemakainya.

Apabila dipikir betul, maka yang paling mungkin untuk dimasukan dalam bui dengan Si Kambing Hitam itu adalah Si Perut Manja.

Dia terlalu lemah, manja, dan kurang dewasa. Sumber segala petaka.

Dasar Si Perut anti Lombok hiduplah dengan Para Kambing!